Rare authentic early 1980s 8x10-inch black and white glossy portrait of the feckless buffoon and paragon of evil who inexplicably transitioned from a tacky television career to the presidency of the United States in 2016, boldly signed and inscribed in blue felt-tip marker for two pals whom he may very well elect as secretaries of something-or-other in the days to come. In fine condition, with a small piece of clear Scotch tape in the bottom border and scattered extremely mild thumbing bends, all virtually invisible when the photograph is viewed head-on.

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